Hello and welcome. Time again for dos’s chuckle. I found the quote on Pinterest. Background paper was found online, ovals are stitched ovals by Die-namics. Below is the full quote.
“Last night I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner, the waiter asked for my ID. I replied “do I look that young?” The waiter said “No, I just wanted to see if you qualified for the Senior Citizen discount.”
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Cute! I like it. Tell your son, Happy Birthday! I remember we share the same date.
Thank you Lisa. And happy belated birthday to you.
I knew this one would have a snarky inside. Great card and laugh.
Thank you Johanna. Those that know and love me expect nothing less than snark.
That is definitely chuckle worthy! Great job Gerry.
Thank you Golda.
Cute!
Love the patterned paper background for that all too funny sentiment.
Thank you Gayle. It’s so fun making dos chuckle cards.
Funny!!
Oh so clever. The stitching is perfect compliant to the supple bg.
Thank you Bonnie.